The belittling of the facts continues. Of course, I use Tim Blair as the anchor-point for all of my facts, because he only ever speaks the truth. And if you put together all of the facts that tim points you towards, they make really begin to make much more sense.
On Timmeh’s blogroll is a site called “A Western Heart” which provides all sorts of facts. For instance, a couple of days ago I learned through that site about how Barack Obama’s mother had desecrated a Christmas tree by posing for nude photos that were taken by a communist and jazz aficionado named Frank.
Today, the Blair-endorsed site takes the facts further. Apparently an investigation has now confirmed that “Frank” is actually Frank Marshall Davis, and that Davis is in fact Barack Obama’s real father. Apparently, Obama has flown to Hawaii to be with his dying grandmother to prevent her from making a deathbed confession of Obama’s true parentage.
But there are other facts out there that I learned via Tim Blair. Another site in his blogroll is Jules Crittenden, who reported on a National Enquirer story about Frank Marshall Davis that pointed out what a sex perv he was. From this, I learned that Obama was “mentored by a suspected commie pervert in underage late-night drinking/dirty limerick slams.”
With so many facts available through the knowledge hub that is Tim Blair’s site, we are finally able to discover the truth. Barack Obama was engaged in underage sordid activities with a sex perv communist who was actually his father! He is, in fact, a survivor of intrafamilial child abuse. The fact that he has overcome this and achieved such success in his life is a testament to his character, and he would make a worthy President of the United States.