Dear concert event organiser,
Keeping your audience entertained during the interlude between performances by panning a camera across the crowd and having someone add captions onto the big screen was a reasonable idea.
However, in future I would recommend that you consider spending a little more money to employ a caption-writer who can correctly choose among homophones. I know that young couple were not “walking down the isle” because I drove to the fucking concert.
P.S. The bands were truly excellent. I never knew a bunch of old guys could rock like that without at least one of them dying.