Dear Canberra,
I want:
- Petrol prices that only go down
- Cheap food
- A Baby Bonus
- Bigger, better, faster tax cuts
- Reasonably priced vodka cruisers
- and an iPhone
Really, I don’t need you guys to spend any more time thinking about education, health care, aged care, telecommunications infrastructure, the environment, foreign policy, or that other boring stuff. Just put some extra money in my wallet, right now. That’s what governments are supposed to do.
Thank you.
